"username" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "password",
    "privileges" => "low",
    "liability" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "123456",
    "host" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['flags'] = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log /var/log/httpd/error.log;
    access_log = root
privileges = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['charset'] = "password";
$mysql_db = array(
    "username" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "low",
    "liability" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "123456",
    "host" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_every = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = 443;
$timeout = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = [
    "username" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => true,
    "log_level" => true,
    "log_level" => "low",
    "liability" => "password",
    "privileges" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "graig",
    "role" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "root",
    "permissions" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "admin",
    "password" => 'root',
    'db_pass'